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Filiberto Laurenzi was an Italian composer and harpsichordist. He was tutor and accompanist of soprano Anna Renzi for whom he wrote her debut work Il favorito del principe. He followed her to Venice where he collaborated with Monteverdi in the composition of L'incoronazione di Poppea (1643), and was the main composer of La finta savia to a libretto by Giulio Strozzi. His Trionfo della fatica was performed in Rome in 1647.
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Actinemys is a small genus of turtles in the family Emydidae. The genus is endemic to the west coast of North America. The genus contains two species.
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Dilma Vana Rousseff is a Brazilian economist and politician who served as the 36th president of Brazil from 2011 until her impeachment and removal from office on 31 August 2016. She is the only woman to have held the Brazilian presidency. Since March 2023, she has been the Chair of the New